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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:55
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
No go.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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